Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast?

Fruity Plebbles.

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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead