Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

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What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.