I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.
Piratechnics!
Let's go fishing
Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Hebrews it.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
HIM: What do you mean, "in it"
Careful, you might be getting screwed.
One with everything.
Buddha.
He was cross.
Crucified.
Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons
