Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.