What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

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What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

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What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.