What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

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How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

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Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity