What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

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Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

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Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.