What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

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Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.