What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit