What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit