What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.