Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Actress Jokes More Actress Jokes

How did the actress from Legally Blonde die?

Witherknife

What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart?

An actress.