Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

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What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

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What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart?

An actress.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.