What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart?

An actress.

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How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

How did the actress from Legally Blonde die?

Witherknife