Actress Jokes

What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart?

An actress.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

How did the actress from Legally Blonde die?

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