What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

Linoleum Jokes More Linoleum Jokes

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart