What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

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What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

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What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

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Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon