What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)