What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

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What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

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What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.