How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

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How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

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What do you call a girlfriend who does kegel exercises?

Your main squeeze.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.