How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

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What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.