Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

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What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.