Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.