Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

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How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

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Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.