Fish.
Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.
How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)
Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
It's a fish.
A fish
Lightbulb.