How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

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How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

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What do fish smoke?

Seewead

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish