How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

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How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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None. Their parents will do it for them.

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What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.