How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

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How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

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When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.