Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.
Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....
Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.
They just screw, nut, then bolt.
Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it
The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
A spanking
His mom.