How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

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Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

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They love to watch mistakes being made.

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Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

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How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7