How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!