How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

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How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls )

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What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.