What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

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How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)