What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

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What was the Islamic Star Wars fan for Halloween?

Hijabba the Hut

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

grave-y gravy

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

the ICU