What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

the ICU

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What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Why can't any of John Cena's opponents see him?

Because he keeps giving them the Five-Knuckle Shuffle.

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What did the nurse say to John Cena?

A: ICU.

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU