Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool