Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

Ice Skating Jokes More Ice Skating Jokes

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool