Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

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How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

How do hipsters measure weight?

In Instagrams.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

Ice Skating Jokes More Ice Skating Jokes

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.