Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !