Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

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What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!