Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

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Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

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What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he