Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

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Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

because he was mortall.

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.