Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

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How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.