Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Why is Klezmer music so addictive?

Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!

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Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

Ba Jokes More Ba Jokes

What does a french sheep say?

Ca ba?

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.