What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

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Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

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What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee