What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

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How many femenists does it really take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

How do you say "bra" in german?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

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How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.