What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

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How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.