How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

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What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee