Because it had too many threads.
All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.
Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.
Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.
Oartism
Because he had a hard drive!
With dog diskettes!
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
They always have a big bill!
I mean, it is only hanging by threads...
Because the thread has been locked by a moderator
Because they have a tutankhamun!
Because it came from the Suez.
