Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

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What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

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What is every blonde's ambition?

A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.