What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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When does a dog go "moo" ?

When it is learning a new language !

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

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Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan