What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?

The Lizard of Oz !

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How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

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What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

Ereptile disfunction

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs