How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

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How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

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How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward