How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

the Steganosaurus! And do you know why ...because it was encryptid!

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How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

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How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

so we can both sound useless.

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

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Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels