It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.
A: A dependent Claus.
What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)
he forgot the safe word
It was a little daisy
Petal.
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.
Because he was very knotty.
He was very knotty.