How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

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How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times