How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

What have you been doing for it?

She replies, "Snorting pepper."

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Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.