He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
He liked to chop and change !
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
Tell him the snowblower is coming.
Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.
For the crotch.
I replied "No, a medical one."
demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
Neither do I, I get the new york times