Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

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What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.