How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.