How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

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What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.