How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

What do you call a black man who flies a plane ?

A pilot, of course.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Uk Jokes More Uk Jokes

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)