Whine.
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A jet engine stops whining after it lands
The Millenial Falcon.
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.
The engine stops whining after the plane lands.
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.
An hour after its landed its still whining.
Because they're practicing to be men.
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If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
An immigrant.**
A: Leave it to peave her.
my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
Do they not know what a nap is
She grew out of her B - shells!
All of them
Pupil: Stop taking baths
A really strong gust of wind.
The Carpet store
A Hello-copter.
An elephant !
Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible
A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.
A pain in the arse.
