What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

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Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!