What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

What does an Irishman have for dinner?

A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.

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What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What do you call a spitting vampire?

Spatula.

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What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.