What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

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What do you call a group of babies?

an Infantry

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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Count Spatula

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

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What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit