What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

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How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

What breaks when you give it to a baby?

Its hips.

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Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

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What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.