What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

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Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

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Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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What do you call a spitting vampire?

Spatula.

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula