What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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What do you call a spitting vampire?

Spatula.

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula