He was stuffed.
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Spare ribs.
He ordered some NaCl.
He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.
Attempted Crepe
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
ALOHA SNACKBAR
The Empty Plate...
A pretentious connoisseurous.
French Toast.
They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."
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Because he was Messi
They barely had any atmosphere.
Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.
Tweet!
A: Pooched.
There was no atmosphere
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p
HackDonalds.
A Reba!
McBongald's
Restaurants have better servers.
Tips waitress*
Count Spatula
because while I wait I like to be introspective
Because he got cold feet.
In'n'Out Burger
Gnocchi.
She's the one wearing knee pads.
He gets the kids meal.
Because he had a very large bill.
Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
To the RESTaurant.
DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo
There was a fork in the road.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Pork, eh
He always throws the punch.
Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.
He fell into it.
His boss always took him for granite.
Olive oil.
Popeyes!
You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.
Arrrrrrby's
Use the fork, Luke.
He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.
Popeyes
