How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at?

HackDonalds.

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

Knee Pad Jokes More Knee Pad Jokes

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.