How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

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What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.