Identify Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

Gender Jokes More Gender Jokes

What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

White Woman Jokes More White Woman Jokes

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese