How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

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Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.