How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie

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What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.