Patch Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.