How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.

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Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

they get all over the sheets.

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Pumpkin Patch Jokes More Pumpkin Patch Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!