How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

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What do you call a ghost in the Outback?

An Apparigine!

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Pumpkin Patch Jokes More Pumpkin Patch Jokes

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.