Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

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Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.