Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?

Linda McCartney

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What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.