Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.