What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

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What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?