Arrow Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

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This could use some salt."