What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

Arrow Jokes More Arrow Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!